Relaunched to face the threat of the Vaadwaur, the Calistoga must struggle externally against dangerous foes and internally to get an old crew to mesh with a new CO.
Recently relaunched to face the Vaadwaur threat, the USS Calistoga must overcome internal threats as well as external threats so it can once again make it’s mark on the fleet and the galaxy at large.
Commanding Officer
Executive Officer
2O/Chief Science Officer
Security Officer
Counselor
Civilian
Civilian
7 July 2025
Look What The Cargo Carrier Dragged In
The Rougher the Seas, the Smoother We Sail
USS Calistoga
Revak Dosthiran was half Romulan, half Relarian and all out of coffee. And that made him grumpy. He was a generally grumpy soul, or perhaps he merely looked grumpy with one side of his face drawn into a perpetual frown by a scar that split his right cheek. A scar given to him by Sub-Commander [...]
30 June 2025
Coming Soon to a Spaceport Near You
The Rougher the Seas, the Smoother We Sail
USS Calistoga
After laying low for several minutes more, Zel set his eyes on his prize. One discarded engineering suit with safety helmet laying unceremoniously in a heap nearby a matter recycler. Perhaps at another time and place he might look back and be amused at the laughably poor excuse for a prize, but [...]
24 June 2025
USS Calistoga
The moment she caught her reflection in the viewing port window, Dwasina Roix realized she very much needed to sleep. The dark circles under her eyes made her look skeletal, any wrinkles were pronounced, and her face was drawn into a deep tired frown that radiated from her forehead to her [...]
23 June 2025
USS Calistoga
By the time their feet hit deck eight, Ishreth Dal had played through every possible scenario on how this could go horribly wrong in his mind. And yet he was going to see this through anyways. Commander Ibanez was walking mostly on his own power, wincing and sometimes staring at the wall in a [...]
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